Twilight Variations: A Brain Fart by Ameya Hodarkar.

Twilight by Quenton Tarantino:
The cullens, the werewolves and the volturi get involved in an epic battle. Everyone except Bella and Edward dies a gory and gruesome death

Twilight by Chris Nolan:
Bella wakes up thinking it was all a dream. But it was not! Actually there were 2 Edwards pretending to be one. When one of the Edwards is killed, the other goes to the Volturi and takes revenge. All this time bella is stuck in limbo with the joker and Michael Caine.....confused???? so am I and everyone else!!!!!

Twilight by M Night Shyamalan:
It is revealed in the end that bella was the vampire all along. Edward was just a schizophrenic! Also we come to know in the end that vampires cant be killed by sunlight but water dissolves them!

Twilight by James Cameron:
Edward tells Bella that he is a robotic angel sent from future to save her. He then suddenly develops wings and lifts bella. They fly away to a distant planet as earth gets ripped into 2 pieces and is destroyed.

Twilight by Woody Allen:
Bella loves Edward, but she also loves Jacob. when she meets Aro the Volturi leader she realises that Aro was her soulmate all along. She leaves both edward and jacob who then get into a homosexual relationship with each other. Everyone lives happily ever after. This version has a special guest appearance by Woody Allen himself!

Twilight (the 7 part novel series) by J K Rowling:
The Volturi never understood love and that was their weakness. Eventually when Bella sneezed she released copious amounts of love from her nose. The Volturi were overwhelmed by such vast amounts of love and they all died. 19 years later Renesmee is all grown up but still going to school. All other characters are just as they were before. Oh yeah Charlie Swan died of lung cancer and J K Rowling just declared that he was a closet homosexual.

Twilight by David Dhawan/Sajid Khan: Starring: Govinda and Akshay Kumar
Music director: Anu Malik.


Edward: I love you Bella
Bella: I love you too Edward
Elaborate dance sequence breaks out. 

Song lyrics: main tera majnoo tu meri laila.....dhinkachika dhinkachika dhinkachika dhinkachika eh eh eh eh!!!